Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Ok, yes

I'm fully aware i just posted something. Something, that looking back, was mindless and pointless and complete waste of both of mine and your time. This is, in comparison to the overwhelming news i have just received.

Ladies and Gentle Men.

Urban Outfitters have started doing duvet covers and wall paper!








Be still my beating heart!



MINT!

Wednesday evening, just before jamie.


OK, so i'm paddling about in a stupid amount of work. Literally, paddling!


So heres some music! hopefully you wont notice my poor excuse for a post. I have also included a picture of some very tasty food in the hope it balances it all out.

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

dear world!

STOP SAYING "PACHOOWWWWWW!"

PACHOWWW!!!

Thursday, 15 April 2010

Poor Excuse For Absence.


Im more than aware that i havent been here for...a while. and sadly its not because ive been under a pile of work or off having an adventure, but purely the fact that ive been going through a two month writers block. And seeing as i do creative writing this is quite a serious thing. but, i must pull myself out of my self induced mind coma and stop being a fucking wimp! Yes!

Now once upon a time, i didnt have brain daught and was able to think up wonderful things with the my here mind. So, until i manage to come up with something more entertaining than me rambling on about writers block. i have for you, a story.

For better or for worse

Two sticks of dynamite stood proud and brilliant red. They were in a line up of thirteen others, which had been placed along the underside of a small country bridge. A long fuse connected them all, then ran down a near by path where a man stood waiting with a burning match. These two sticks of dynamite in particular had formed a bond over the recent weeks, a strong bond that had begun the day their nitro-glycerine has stabilised and the pair had become explosive.

The concept of love had only ever been considered possible for humans and even then it was debatable. The thought of animals loving one another was humoured even to the extent of marriage. And the love a person has for the extra fifteen minutes in bed has become the most revered of all. It is therefore sad that the love that one stick of dynamite may have for another is always overlooked and most definitely thought ridiculous. Yet here we have two simple objects that, since going through so much together, have managed to find that one thing that everyone seems to be looking for. The little things fell in love. Not as daft as you may think, mind. They were both equals and saw each other as equals, at the same time, they each had their role. In all honesty, it was simply to explode, but they would do it together and yet each in their own way.

As they both waited by the side of the bridge, both perfectly aware of the fate, which lay in store. The man hiding out in the bushes struck the match and lit the fuse. The crackle of the spark began to worm its way down towards the line of dynamite. The two lovers waited patiently, pulsing. The flame hurried towards them, it gained speed as the fuse grew shorter. They both knew what was going to happen, and the tension was too great to stand. The little red sticks were almost shaking with fear, the flames just inches away. The spitting fire was creeping in over the top of their heads until it reached the very tip when it happened - a heat so great, it propelled rocks and stones far away. An expulsion of dust was thrown in the air and shards of granite rained down. There was no sign of brilliant red amongst all the rubble, no trace of where the lovers had once stood so proudly. No remainders of a once great.



While i hide and cringe at the thought of someone reading something ive written. You can listen to this!




aaaah, its good being back!

Friday, 26 February 2010

oh my god...

Last night i like totally god kidnapped!

After my our taxi driver took me hostage until he got his full silly amount of money, I feel that i can now defend myself from any of those things out there, terrorists, politicians, foreigners.





Thursday, 18 February 2010

the big question?

In life we face many options and situations where we are required to make a big decision. We have to determine what is going to be the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do. We struggle with some of these and others are far simpler to chose. The simplest of all questions being "To wear stripes or not to wear stripes". The answer is always to wear stripes. Stripes are always the perfect thing to wear. The only circumstance where it wouldn't be appropriate to wear stripes would be if you were try to hide at a spot party. So its always Yes! to stripes. I love Stripes. And here is my homage to stripes!



















And as proof that i'm not just spouting hipster dribble. Both my self and people i know wear stripes. Look at the fools who aren't wearing stripes!

And on a different note.

Friday, 29 January 2010

tattoo who? tattoo you!

i love tattoos. i think there really nice to have and to look at. my boyfriend thinks im silly and so refuses to get a while sleeve done, which i think is a dreadful shame. i can understand why people dont wanna get them done because your stuck with them forever and youll be old and wrinkly blah blah blah. but youll be around for 80 years tops and chances are your gonna be exactly the same person at the end as you were at the start.

sadly though out there in the world there is lots of stupid people, unfunny people and americans who dont really think about what there doing and go ahead and get some pretty awful ones. here we have some lovely ones!









if i were you, and you were considering getting a tattoo but were worried about the fact you'd have it forever. just be grateful its not as bad as any of these!

and as ever we have some beautiful music for you little ears!