Wednesday 1 December 2010

a little bird told me...

Now please correct me if ive been living under a giant social regect rock for the past how ever long but ive discovered the simple most amazing thing for people who like music. Ok, so thats a little broad. More specifically new music and finding new bands.

I myself love it, but can sometimes sturggle to find a new band that i can proper get my teeth into. They're not exactly growing on trees. So, the beauty of the internet has once again provided us with said tree in the form of
www.thesixtyone.com


Its lovely. You simply listen to new bands that just appear right there before you as if from no where. and if your not digging it, you just click next and bam, there's another one waiting for you right there. And you get all this little popup boxes for all those factfans out there. So please forgive me if i completely skipped a beat with this one. But i was impressed at least.

aaaaaaaand as proof that it works i found these bad boys.



man, its pains me how ahead of my time i am. *cough*

Sunday 7 November 2010

oh thank god slow club


My word, its been a while. But what a beautiful return it is.

Wednesday 1 September 2010

complete and utter wonderment.

please go and visit this, its simply incredible.


and because i like to keep with tradition


Monday 30 August 2010

a single pearl of wisdom

ok so, im a bit weak and pathetic and have had trouble with whole "break up" palaver of the last couple of months (this being my perfectly valid reason for no posts...obviously). but fiiiiinally im starting to come out the other side of it, and so now i feel i am able to impart some wisdow onto the broken hearted out there like i myself still am.

" your gonna feel like shit for a really long time, but then one day you'll wake up and they wont be the first thing you think about"

im no mark twain but it made me feel alot better.

to emphasise my point, here i am with a big ass cheesy grin.


and to go with the whole happy happy shit, heres a happy happy song!

Monday 21 June 2010

So I totally got off my arse...


and got my tattoo done!



sincere apologies for my tired, mean looking face. Also, the shine is bepantheme.


I also apologise for such below average blog posts, ive kind of had a few things on my mind. Most of which resulted in my eating habits being drastically disturbed. Not cool!

I wish you a very merry summer one and all!


Tuesday 1 June 2010

I need help.

How on earth are you supposed to get over a break up?

Ive tried being desperate and needy,

also over eating.

None have seemed to work, so open to all ideas.


Wednesday 5 May 2010

Ok, yes

I'm fully aware i just posted something. Something, that looking back, was mindless and pointless and complete waste of both of mine and your time. This is, in comparison to the overwhelming news i have just received.

Ladies and Gentle Men.

Urban Outfitters have started doing duvet covers and wall paper!








Be still my beating heart!



MINT!

Wednesday evening, just before jamie.


OK, so i'm paddling about in a stupid amount of work. Literally, paddling!


So heres some music! hopefully you wont notice my poor excuse for a post. I have also included a picture of some very tasty food in the hope it balances it all out.

Tuesday 20 April 2010

dear world!

STOP SAYING "PACHOOWWWWWW!"

PACHOWWW!!!

Thursday 15 April 2010

Poor Excuse For Absence.


Im more than aware that i havent been here for...a while. and sadly its not because ive been under a pile of work or off having an adventure, but purely the fact that ive been going through a two month writers block. And seeing as i do creative writing this is quite a serious thing. but, i must pull myself out of my self induced mind coma and stop being a fucking wimp! Yes!

Now once upon a time, i didnt have brain daught and was able to think up wonderful things with the my here mind. So, until i manage to come up with something more entertaining than me rambling on about writers block. i have for you, a story.

For better or for worse

Two sticks of dynamite stood proud and brilliant red. They were in a line up of thirteen others, which had been placed along the underside of a small country bridge. A long fuse connected them all, then ran down a near by path where a man stood waiting with a burning match. These two sticks of dynamite in particular had formed a bond over the recent weeks, a strong bond that had begun the day their nitro-glycerine has stabilised and the pair had become explosive.

The concept of love had only ever been considered possible for humans and even then it was debatable. The thought of animals loving one another was humoured even to the extent of marriage. And the love a person has for the extra fifteen minutes in bed has become the most revered of all. It is therefore sad that the love that one stick of dynamite may have for another is always overlooked and most definitely thought ridiculous. Yet here we have two simple objects that, since going through so much together, have managed to find that one thing that everyone seems to be looking for. The little things fell in love. Not as daft as you may think, mind. They were both equals and saw each other as equals, at the same time, they each had their role. In all honesty, it was simply to explode, but they would do it together and yet each in their own way.

As they both waited by the side of the bridge, both perfectly aware of the fate, which lay in store. The man hiding out in the bushes struck the match and lit the fuse. The crackle of the spark began to worm its way down towards the line of dynamite. The two lovers waited patiently, pulsing. The flame hurried towards them, it gained speed as the fuse grew shorter. They both knew what was going to happen, and the tension was too great to stand. The little red sticks were almost shaking with fear, the flames just inches away. The spitting fire was creeping in over the top of their heads until it reached the very tip when it happened - a heat so great, it propelled rocks and stones far away. An expulsion of dust was thrown in the air and shards of granite rained down. There was no sign of brilliant red amongst all the rubble, no trace of where the lovers had once stood so proudly. No remainders of a once great.



While i hide and cringe at the thought of someone reading something ive written. You can listen to this!




aaaah, its good being back!

Friday 26 February 2010

oh my god...

Last night i like totally god kidnapped!

After my our taxi driver took me hostage until he got his full silly amount of money, I feel that i can now defend myself from any of those things out there, terrorists, politicians, foreigners.





Thursday 18 February 2010

the big question?

In life we face many options and situations where we are required to make a big decision. We have to determine what is going to be the right thing to do and the wrong thing to do. We struggle with some of these and others are far simpler to chose. The simplest of all questions being "To wear stripes or not to wear stripes". The answer is always to wear stripes. Stripes are always the perfect thing to wear. The only circumstance where it wouldn't be appropriate to wear stripes would be if you were try to hide at a spot party. So its always Yes! to stripes. I love Stripes. And here is my homage to stripes!



















And as proof that i'm not just spouting hipster dribble. Both my self and people i know wear stripes. Look at the fools who aren't wearing stripes!

And on a different note.

Friday 29 January 2010

tattoo who? tattoo you!

i love tattoos. i think there really nice to have and to look at. my boyfriend thinks im silly and so refuses to get a while sleeve done, which i think is a dreadful shame. i can understand why people dont wanna get them done because your stuck with them forever and youll be old and wrinkly blah blah blah. but youll be around for 80 years tops and chances are your gonna be exactly the same person at the end as you were at the start.

sadly though out there in the world there is lots of stupid people, unfunny people and americans who dont really think about what there doing and go ahead and get some pretty awful ones. here we have some lovely ones!









if i were you, and you were considering getting a tattoo but were worried about the fact you'd have it forever. just be grateful its not as bad as any of these!

and as ever we have some beautiful music for you little ears!






Sunday 24 January 2010

oh whats this...a post.




now, my absence, though unlikely noticed, has not been due to me having lots of work (though i do) or that ive been doing all those festive things a while back ( though i did) or even the fact that ive now landed a highly paid job as a professional sitter-downer. No, sadly im just rather lazy and have been cradling several hangovers. buts its ok now, because even though my new years resoloution has nothing to do with blogging ( eat less soup and try to look more like a girl) i wish ti try and keep it up a bit. cause its been quite nice.

any way, so i dyed my hair red. At first i hated it. but my hate lessened over the fact that my boyfriend accidentally dyed his ginger alla Newton Falkner. and if theres anything thats gonna make you feel better about your own hair then its some nice long, ginger dreadlocks.

on February 2nd my friend from london is coming to visit me, and the pair of us and all my friends from here are gonna head on over to brizzle to see kissy sell out as part of skins house parties. I feel both like im cheating and excited to go. mainly cause the tickets were free and cause...well its skins. As cool as it was in the past, its now sadly just a bit cheesy. Never the less, i feel power through and bring you a bright array of photos and ancedotes. Safe!

Now ive noticed ive got into the habit of ending post with a song. so why stop now. So here for your listen pleasure i give you ... Biffy Clyro.

Quite the fox.



(quick warning though, you may have to keep to about halfway thoughish because of joe wileys plate face and growl taking up so much of it.)